I RETURN BEARING FIC. British...ist satire, I guess, it's pretty awful. I can't write fic, I have committed the joint sins of Length and Plot, and I was never smart enough for this fandom. Sorry.

FFXII: Balthier and Fran; Another Prelude of Books and Stanley Knives.With brief mention of select dramatis personae ( Read more... )

BLEACHCRACK "FIC". Belive it or not, I've been writing this for a while. In the spirit of McSweeney's, I bring you:

( TRANSCRIPTS FROM IKEA'S CUSTOMER SERVICE LOG: Members of the Bleach cast put in phone orders. )

MINISERIES OF TRYST DRABBLES, PART DEUX. Reading Foucault's "Venus In Furs" sort of made me want to write Urahara and Yoruichi, though I don't know the extent to which the chapters on "Coldness and Cruelty" apply here, in fact I doubt they apply at all. HOWEVER the whole transgression-as-addiction thing applies winningly, especially in the context ( Read more... )

Sabina does some thinking, then writes VERY INSIGHTFUL THINGS RE: MASTERMIND VS. MASTERMIND. Multijournal pimpage ensues.

ANND MINISERIES OF TRYST DRABBLES EDITION THE FIRST.
(In writing which I cheat and fudge things and there are Mistakes and liberal use of punctuation.)

( Kuukaku/Yoruichi. PLANS AND STRATEGIES. PARAGRAPH ONE. )

All right, I'm posting. Don't make me cry please, not that you would, but I tried. I never try.

( Ikkaku and Yumichika are here to have sex in your home. )